STRIKE THE TEACHER

“my neighbour I just went directly to school strike his teacher! ”
“then he to out from clas room? ”
“increasingly he strikes even the teacher ask to be stricken again! ”
“Astaga, what this the school" talk him the name of his school of boxing

NOT MORE STUPID

FARMER : Than buy the bicycle am better I buy cattle!
SELLER the bicycle : but try you think, you will be seen stupid if going on a trip drive cattle!
FARMER : am not stupider if the person sees me squeeze the bicycle?

JUST GO OUT PRISON

BUYER : Mr, these mangoes how many?
SELLER : 0,5 USD/kg
BUYER: wow! Really expensive!
SELLER: Yes, his matter I just went out from prison
BUYER: what are his relations?
SELLER: wow, am not glad to story
BUYERi: not the problem...
SELLER: So he said, I am imprisoned because of killing the buyer who is fussy like you.